Religious Truths
RELIGIOUS TRUTHS
TAOISM:
Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM:
Confucius says:
“shit happens”.
BUDDHISM:
If shit happens,
it isn’t really shit.
ZEN BUDDHISM:
What is the sound
of shit happening?
HARE KRISHNA:
Shit, Shit, Happens,
Happens, Happens,
Shit.
HINDUISM:
This shit has happened before.
ISLAM:
If shit happens,
it is the will of Allah.
JUDAISM:
Why does this shit
always happen to us?
CATHOLICISM:
Shit happens because
you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM:
Let shit happen to
somebody else.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:
There is no shit
if you really think.
MORMON:
Let this shit multiply.
NEW AGE:
Affirm that shit does
not happen to me.
EXISTENTIALISM:
I shit,
therefore I am.
SCIENTOLOGY:
Faeces occur.
ATHEIST:
I don’t believe
this shit.
NATURALISM:
Take time out to smell the shit.
RASTAFARIAN:
Let’s roll this shit up
and smoke it.
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